Farewell, Donald, We Hardly Knew Ye!

(Blogger's Note: This is the unedited version of my letter to The Fort Worth Star-Telegram, a once fairly decent, local newspaper.) (Another Blogger's Note: I had thoughts of deleting this post or, at least, changing the title, but now that it's late February of 2016 and the Donald is still the front runner. Mea culpa, I think it's a good reminder that we can all be wrong. Just a week or so ago, I watched some of the Republican debate before the South Carolina vote. Twenty minutes was my max. I will never understand how Trump supporters can listen to his incessant whining and bullying. My thought was that he'd finally jumped the shark, but, no, he won South Carolina. Incredible year. What we are watching is a monster created by years of ideologically-biased news coverage. His supporters, the great mis-informed mass, who facts cannot reach. It's a scary time. Who knows how it will turn out?)

     After reading the Star-Telegram's coverage of the Donald in Dallas, I admit to now being just in awe at Mr. Trump's oratorical skills. Forget that first Republican President's Gettysburg Address. Too old school. Too boring.

     Here's the Trumpman giving a summary of his platform: “We are going to have so many victories . . . and they are going to be great victories and we are going to have them all the time.”

      What do you think? His word choice just might make it to the third-grade level, of course, with absolutely no depth and no details. It's as if he designed his discourse especially for Fox News viewers.

     But, let me make this clear, I'm not against Donald Trump. As a liberal Democrat, I'm hoping, I'm praying he will be the Republican party nominee in 2016. Please, my Republican brethran, vote Trump.

      You will wake the sleeping giant of the Latino vote, and my side will win big. It'll be a great victory for a better, more inclusive America, and, to top it off, it'll make all the Trumpsters' heads spin. Literally.

 (As a bonus, here's, my response to an annoying, name-calling troll on the S-T website.)

    

     Let's see if I can break this down for you, buddy, and maybe do it without name-calling, which you might want to try doing because you only do name-calling when you don't have much of an argument.
     In 2004, 43 won because he won 44 percent of the Latino vote. Since then Republicans have not won such a high percentage of the Latino vote. That is an important reason the GOP did not win in 2008 and 2012. A CNN poll found that 82 percent of Hispanics view Trump unfavorably. 

     You may "think" that those who are truly informed (those extremely misinformed Fox "News" viewers, like yourself) back Trump, but that is wishful thinking. You cite no facts because you have none. Let me make this clear to you. Any of the Democratic candidates would beat Trump. The electoral college vote would be a landslide because the high number of Latinos in our most populated states. 

     It's not going to happen of course. Trump is already becoming yesterday's news. But hope springs eternal. Take care, and try using facts next time, buddy.

(And more . . .)

     To point out the obvious, again, you don't cite one single fact. Your method of argumentation is bullying, name-calling, and an inability to write anything coherent on the subject at hand. (A clue: the subject at hand is not Hillary, Benghazi, or CNN. It's whether Trump could garner enough of the Latino vote to win a national election.) 

     Obviously, he could not because of his high negatives. Trump's extreme xenophobia might excite the Republican base, but it makes him unelectable in a national election. The leaders of the Republican party already know this, so there is no way he will win the nomination. 

     Even though I wish he would win because, as I've already explained, Democrats would win such a big victory it would make Trump's supporters' heads spin. Quite literally, I hope. 
 

No Joke: The 84th Texas Legislature

        Any op-ed about the 84^th Texas Legislature should just really write itself – the setup, the joke, the punchline. It's a formula the late-great Molly Ivins mined for decades.

      A corrupt Texas pol proposes a bill for reasons so venal only a moron could possibly buy into it. The reader, now in the know, slaps his forehead, muttering, “Those idiot Texas legislators.” Then tilts his head back for a good, long chuckle. But in the end, who is this joke really on? You, me, us.

      And this legislative session, with its compendium of bad bills that sound like a horror movie film festival: “Open Carry,” “Open Carry Goes to College,” “The Vouchers That Ate Public Ed,” is just choke-full of punchlines.

      Take perhaps the worst bill of a very bad lot, Representative Phil King's HB40. This bill is explicitly designed to take power away from the people, so that energy companies have the inalienable right to frack where and how they want.

      Poor, poor Big Energy. Doesn't your heart just bleed? Those mean ol' Denton voters banned fracking, but Big Energy saw right away that kind of grassroots democracy had to be stopped and now.

      What if other cities and towns got in their heads that they had the right to ban fracking? Anyway, what's more important – the will of the people or Big Energy? In today's Grand Old Party, the answer is clear. Screw. the. people.

      But not only are our legislators making Texas safe for disposal wells and the earthquakes that will surely follow, but, dripping with the milk of human kindness, seek to protect that most endangered of all species, the plastic bag with – I love this – “The Shopping Bag Freedom Act.”

      Such blue cities as Austin, Dallas, and Laredo had the temerity to restrict the use of plastic bags. These restrictions, Republicans claim with a straight face, would lead to the Californication of the great state of Texas. Such a non-reason is beneath contempt, to be believed only by those poor wretched souls forever trapped in the right-wing echo chamber on the Planet Crazy.

      The upshot is, towns and cities, the governments closest to the people, must not be allowed to pass bills in their citizens' self-interest when the energy sector is even slightly inconvenienced because in Texas Big Energy trumps all.

      My own senator, Konni Burton has taken this a step further. She now covers her ears, saying, “Lalalalala,” whenever a lobbyist from a city is within earshot. But what makes Senator Burton even more extra-special is that, bless her heart, she is the walking, talking embodiment of the deep doo-doo we're now in.

      As I watched her “debate” Libby Willis back before the November elections, I couldn't help but wonder what exactly was the Republican vetting process for their candidates. During the debates, Burton came across as, to put it charitably, an intellectual lightweight and a political dilettante. In fact, I defy any one, regardless of political affiliation, to watch those debates and think the best person won the election.

     But what her ultimate triumph at the polls showed was that now Republican voters will vote for anybody with an R by their name, even an obvious incompetent like Burton. In what is pretty much a one-party state now, that's frightening as hell, and probably explains better than anything else why there are so many bad bills this session.

      To console ourselves, we might be tempted to snicker at the over-sized clown car that is the 2015 version of the Texas Lege, but the truth is, bad government isn't funny. It's deadly. Just ask those people in West. Taking money away from public schools, and giving Big Energy a blank check will make us all poorer and less healthy.

      And while historically Texas government has been conservative, this new breed of science-denying, evidence-ignoring, Koch-brothers-backed coterie is so, so much worse.

One political savvy friend wryly observed that because so few Texans bothered to vote we now have the government we deserve. But the truth is -- nobody deserves this. In fact, I believe all of us have an inalienable right to good government, one that works for the average person and the common good. But how we get there is up to us.

      What we shouldn't do is give up hope. Yes, Big Money, gerrymandering, a God-awful voter ID law, and apathy are going to be very hard to work against. But with jokers like Konni Burton and Jonathan Stickland gumming up the works, a revival of progressive populism cannot be far off.

Being Raked over Coals

     It might seem strange to enjoy being raked over the coals for my political writings, but I always count it an honor of sorts. Here's a link to a libertarian-leaning lawyer's blog post that zeroed in on my most recent piece in The FW Weekly. http://right-winggenius.blogspot.com/2014/12/contrarian-view-low-voter-turnout-isnt.html
     Interesting stuff. Of course, nothing will ever compare (knock on wood) with the shellacking I got on the Free Republic site after my piece in the FW Star-Telegram about how undemocratic our Constitution is. http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/921320/posts?page=55 Good times!
 
    Below is my reply to Adam Arrington:

Mr. Arrington,

Thank you for reading my piece in the FW Weekly. I appreciate any and all feedback. And I suppose it's sort of an honor to be raked over the coals, whether those coals are red-hot or day-old cold.  We obviously disagree, but I commend you, for the most part, for your tone, which is less personal invective than substantive disagreements. So let's get to that . . .

  

I'm always more than a little surprised how any one who looks at the facts objectively can defend voter suppression, regardless of their political persuasion. The voter ID laws that have proliferated across the country in the past few years originally came from ALEC, a right-wing group. The bills ostensibly address an issue -- in-person voter impersonation --  that is extremely rare. The true purpose is obvious: to suppress voters who would vote for Democrats, and it's worked remarkably well.

The GAO released a report in September of this year that the voter ID laws in Kansas and Tennessee  suppressed the vote by about 2%, correlating pretty closely to earlier estimates from statistician Nate Silver. I think conservative Judge Richard A. Posner has put it best: "There is only one motivation for imposing burdens on voting that are ostensibly designed to discourage voter-impersonation fraud,and that is to discourage voting by persons likely to vote against the party responsible for imposing the burdens." As he points out, the laws are "highly correlated with a state's having a Republican governor and Republican control of the legislature and appear to be aimed at limiting voting by minorities, particularly blacks." And  your link about the noncitizens voting is unconvincing, as well. To say that something is possible, a high percentage of noncitizens voting, is not to prove anything, really.

Politics ain't beanbag, and Republicans play for keeps. I, for one, admire them for that.That said, I don't think voting should be a partisan issue.

I also can not abide your idea, as attractive as I'm sure it is to you, that Republicans are smarter, more attractive, and have straighter teeth than the dim-witted Democrats. I don't think either party can honestly claim a monopoly or near-monopoly on misinformed voters. Most people are busy with their lives, which, for most people, includes kids, work, long commutes, money-problems of one sort or another, and hanging on to what sanity they were born with. In as depoliticized a society as ours it's little wonder that most people don't follow what passes for political discourse in this country. One side thinking the other side are idiots is normal, I suppose, but both sides have their share of ill-informed voters pulling the lever for them.

In 2016, I think it somewhat likely that the country will elect a Republican President. If history is our guide, then Republicans will lose in the midterms of 2018. I predict that you will not think those voters are la creme de la creme, as you purport to believe now.

Mr. Arrington, I count it an honor that you took the time to attack my work. I always tell everyone that the writing I've done for the Weekly has kept me out of the bars -- well, at least for the most part. Here's hoping it did the same for you. And I'm glad it provided you some raw material to stake out and defend your own political positions.

Take care.

Ken Wheatcroft-Pardue

Who Knew Meema Was a Hottie and Such an Exhibitionist, Too?

An Apology to Generations Yet Unborn:

     Let me say for my entire generation that I'm really, really, really so very, very, very sorry for all those millions of selfies we took. I know, we could have spent our time so much more wisely.

      In all the time we wasted doing selfies at every new restaurant we went to and with every new friend we met -- not to mention, documenting every somewhat-significant moment of our lives, like breakfast, lunch, and dinner for decades on end -- we could have been learning Sanskrit, Mandarin, how to fix our dysfunctional government, and still had time to watch dozens of cute cat videos.

      And ohmyGod, how stupid did we look? Am I right? Yes, yes, I know our hairstyles were weird, and our clothes were way weirder. And yes, we showed a lot more skin than we should've.

      Way too much information, I know, tell me about it. Who knew meema was such a hottie and such an exhibitionist, too?

      You see, selfies just sort of got out of hand with your grandmothers, grandfathers, great uncles, great aunts, cousins twice removed, and, with even, Presidents and megastars getting in on it.

      I don't know what it was exactly. Maybe it was the combination of a cellphone and a camera. You see, we had never seen that before. As you probably already guessed, our lives were really very boring, and we were, to be honest, kinda stupid. And I admit, we sorta overdid it. But I hope you can see your way to forgive us.

      Of course, maybe you shouldn't be too hard on us. Selfies were just something we all did in the second decade of the twentieth-first century, like earlier generations' fads – swallowing goldfish, packing into phone booths, tripping out on acid for a couple of decades.

      Remember, you are fortunate enough to live in the future where you have 20-20 hindsight. I do hope you can forgive us what must seem to you as our abysmal ignorance and mind-boggling stupidity.

      But, remember, the truth is that all of us, including you, future people, are prisoners of our own stupid eras and their fashions that inevitably look so unfashionable only a few short years later.

      Sorry for that, too. And, by the way, I'm sorry for all the weird, quickly becoming wrinkly body art on your grandparents, unless you like that sort of thing and then you should thank us. Really.

Using the Dead

      In his Sunday op-ed (http://www.star-telegram.com/2014/11/08/6271087/the-republic-is-safe-for-a-while.html), Richard Greene, taking a victory lap for the GOP, conjured up the long-dead. The slightly-fevered ex-mayor of Arlington imagined Benjamin Franklin, the libertine Deist who had multiple mistresses, smiling beneficently from on high or (one can only guess) somewhere warmer on 21^st century Republicans, fueled by dark money from the energy and financial services sectors, giving the Democrats a well-deserved ass-kicking.

      And while I wouldn't normally want to rain on the Grand Old Party's end zone celebration, I have to say that Greene making Ben Franklin of all people to be his Disneyfied version of our framers is as despicable and ultimately disrespectful as phony George Washingtons in white wigs and tricorne hats in commercials peddling more stuff-we-don't-need for annual President's Day sales.

      Who knows if Benjamin Franklin, a thorough-going 18^th century man of Reason, would be for either the 2014-version of the Democrats or the Republicans? Since he was a man of science, one could presume that he would look more than askance at Republican's denial of science on a range of issues from climate change to evolution to Ebola. But since he is obviously no longer alive there is no real way to know, is there? So both parties should avoid the temptation to put words in the mouths of the dead, especially those dead we rightfully honor as framers of our Constitution.

      But what lies behind Greene's fantasy is the Republican's spurious notion that theirs is the party of the Constitution. Nonsense. For example, most Republicans, as do overwhelmingly most Americans, believe in a standing army. And the vast majority of Republicans have supported every undeclared war since World War II. However, our framers emphatically did not believe in a standing army; thus, the 2nd amendment. And they strongly believed that only Congress had the power to declare war.

      Or take the 2^nd amendment. Pleease, I say in my Henny Youngman voice. Republicans, by and large, now view the 2nd amendment as giving a private citizen the almost unlimited right to possess a firearm, but a simple reading of the actual text and 200 years of jurisprudence prove that's not what the framers believed.

      The 2nd Amendment clearly has to do with "a well regulated Militia," not individual ownership of guns. It's there in black and white on the page, and neither the Federalist Society nor the NRA will ever be able to change that always-salient fact. 

     As former Chief Justice Warren Burger said in 1991, the 2^nd amendment “has been the subject of one of the greatest pieces of fraud, I repeat the word 'fraud,' on the American public by special interests groups that I have ever seen in my lifetime.”

      I could go on and on, but the truth is both parties, with a nudge and a wink, decide to ignore certain parts of the Constitution at different times, especially war-making powers.

      While I won't pretend to conjure up the long-dead, I doubt anyone, the framers of the Constitution or actual living Americans, should be ecstatic that in this past election millions of dollars from corporations were spent on by-and-large negative ads that so poisoned the airwaves it might not be a bad idea if all of us hired an exorcist or two to cleanse our televisions.

      If you follow the campaign money, the ultimate product of this conservative takeover that Greene imagines the framers would smile on is more likely to be less environmental regulation which will only leave us with dirtier air and water and a return to a more unbridled financial services sector, which could ultimately lead to the same kind of financial sector collapse we saw in 2008.

      No, constitutional government did not win in this past election. Pretty much all of us, in our new Gilded Age, have come up losers.

Voting: What is it Good For?

     Yesterday when I was block-walking for the Democrats in north Fort Worth, I came to a house that exemplifies one of the central problems we now face. An elderly woman stood at the door, scratching the open sores on her arm. This poor woman told me in a most agitated and even heart-rending way that she didn't want to vote at all. That now she was so mad at the government and all the things it was doing or perhaps, not doing.

      She didn't go into details, but I imagine the cornucopia of pseudo-hysterical news coverage we've faced these past months had something to do with her decision. No doubt Ebola, IS, and god-only-knows-what-else were dancing in her head.

      As I was taught to be around the sometimes-agitated elderly, I was respectful and told her I understood completely (in retrospect, maybe a little too completely). Then I let her alone, but now, the next day, I wish I had had the courage to tell her that her attitude is exactly what the Republicans want. They want her and people of modest means like her to be so disgusted with government that they end up not even voting.

      But if anything is central to keeping the U.S. from its continuing slide toward plutocracy, voting is. My own belief is we should do what the Australians do. If you don't vote, you get a ticket. Voting is as much a civic duty as serving on a jury or paying our taxes. Since we already pay a fine if we shirk jury duty or dodge paying taxes, why shouldn't we pay a penalty for not voting?

      We can also make it much easier for everyone to vote. Other countries automatically register voters and declare election day a national holiday. We can do the same. Other reforms that encourage more voter participation like instant run-off and proportional representation are well worth considering.

      But we must do something. The U.S.'s low ranking in voter participation, 120^th, is inexcusable. It is a national outrage. There can be no true consent of the governed if so very few bother to vote. And, of course, by increasing the pool of voters, the rich will not so effectively be able to manipulate elections, as they are certainly and successfully doing now.

     

Stop the Pseudo-hysterics! Now!

      What has happened to us? Our forebears faced down real problems like the Great Depression and the rise of Fascism with more aplomb and true grit than we are now able to muster with hyperventilating cable news and the Internet besieging us with one pseudo-hysteria after another.

      Ebola? The annual flu season will kill many more of us than Ebola will. IS operatives sneaking across the Rio Grande endangering our very way of life? Your time would be much better spent worrying about real dangers to our way of life embodied in various privatization schemes and lack of public investment in infrastructure and education.

      Wake up, America, we're being played! The constant harping about Ebola in a country of almost 320 million when we have had a handful of cases – what is up with that?    
     And, let me say this, I hope there is a special place in hell reserved for people who play on others' fears. Many Republicans and most of Fox News, with the notable exception of Shep Smith, are guilty as charged. You want to be against everything Obama and the Democrats do? Fair enough. But this has to do with public health, and the constant politicizing and over-hyping do not help.

      The truth is we're living in an incredible time: the deficit is down, unemployment is dropping, and given the non-issue that gay marriage has become, we are more accepting and open-minded than people a generation ago would've dreamed possible.

      My advice: take an extended holiday from cable news bloviators and doomsayers. Maybe, the truly daring will even get out and have an actual, not digital, conversation with a fellow human being. One can only hope.